What the heck was that!
As I cringed on my chair supping a cup of tea.
A bloody DUCK had decided to look at the top of our boat for a nesting site again, hit the roof, skidded on the dew covered paint, and crashed into our gang-plank.
Cute they may be but the damn things are everywhere on the boats and it’s driving us all mad because it starts in the pre-dawn and goes on till it gets dark.
If it wasn’t for the CCTV, food would get a lot more interesting!
Nature is wonderful? Pah!
Try 3 hours sleep every night for the last week.