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Oh look, political death.

A disclosure like this could have ramifications beyond my wildest dreams. They’ll need to set up a guillotine to cope with the number of heads that may roll. The cladding used at Grenfell Tower was banned in the UK, chancellor … Continue reading

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For my next joke, UK Border Security

A deported Albanian murderer has snuck back into the UK and is running a car wash in Leicester. Convicted killer Selami Cokaj, 43, was kicked out of Britain in 2009 after officials discovered he had escaped from jail in Albania. … Continue reading

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